Don’t open unless you’re on the toilet 🚽

Hiya friend! I’m going to assume that you could be on any toilet right now, which includes public restrooms. So I’ll be quick. Several months ago I decided to cut myself off of social media. Reason being was that I was spending way too much time on the toilet scrolling through instagram, giggling at videos that were in my DMs, or trying to decipher my favorite musician’s cryptic posts that hinted at new albums 🧐🚽 If you're actually reading this on the toilet, I'm very proud of you - not for...